Allahabad HC Slams UP Police Movie Script FIR

In a scathing rebuke that underscores systemic flaws in law enforcement practices, the Allahabad High Court (Lucknow Bench) has once again lambasted the Uttar Pradesh Police for lodging an FIR that reads like a scene from a Bollywood action thriller. Hearing a writ petition challenging proceedings under the UP Prevention of Cow Slaughter Act in Hardoi district, Justices Abdul Moin and Babita Rani expressed profound dismay at the "cinematic" language and procedural irregularities plaguing the case. The court directed the Senior Superintendent of Police (SSP), Hardoi, to file a personal affidavit addressing these "infirmities and incongruities" within three weeks, while staying any coercive action against the petitioner, Aleem, until the next hearing.

This order, delivered in a matter involving alleged cow progeny slaughter, highlights a disturbing pattern where police FIRs appear templated from movie scripts, eroding the credibility of criminal investigations. Legal professionals will note the court's prima facie finding that no offenses under Sections 3, 5, or 8 of the Cow Slaughter Act, nor under the Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita (BNS) or Arms Act , are made out, given that actual slaughter had not occurred.

The Cinematic FIR: Dramatic Allegations in Hardoi

The saga unfolded on the basis of an FIR lodged at a police station in Hardoi district. According to the narrative, an informer tipped off the Station House Officer (SHO) about impending cow slaughter at a semi-constructed house. As the police party approached, the FIR recounts a cascade of theatrical exchanges straight out of a masala movie.

Someone allegedly shouted, "police aa gayi hai bhago" (the police has arrived, run away), followed by another voice proclaiming, "police wale bina mare peecha nahi chodege" (the police won't leave us without beating/killing us). The drama escalated when a bullet purportedly fired at a Sub-Inspector "kan ke pass se sann se goli nikal kar gayi" (whizzed past his ear with a hiss). In retaliation, the SHO fired his service revolver, prompting an accused, Edu, to cry out, "haye goli lag gayi" (oh no, I've been shot).

Edu, the injured party, allegedly confessed to transporting cow progeny for slaughter and implicated the petitioner, Aleem, as an accomplice who fled. The police claimed recovery of the animals from the spot. However, the FIR's hyperbolic phrasing immediately caught the High Court's attention, prompting comparisons to filmi tropes rather than factual reporting.

Procedural Lapses Highlighted by the Court

Beyond the drama, the bench zeroed in on glaring procedural shortcomings. Critically, the state's counsel admitted that no separate recovery memo for the cow progeny was ever prepared —a fundamental requirement for establishing chain of custody and admissibility under Section 27 of the Evidence Act read with CrPC provisions .

Even more baffling was the disposal of the recovered cow progeny. The police handed it over to a private individual living "a substantial distance" from the incident site. The court remarked:

"It is not understood as to why the said progeny of the cow has been handed over to a private individual and under which provision of law."

Such actions flout standard protocols for handling perishable or live evidence, especially in sensitive cases under animal protection statutes. Without proper documentation or magistrate supervision, this risks tampering allegations and weakens prosecution.

These lapses compound the incredulity generated by the FIR's language, suggesting not just sloppiness but potential fabrication.

Court's Sharp Observations and Directives

Perusing the FIR, the bench drew a stark conclusion about police practices. In a pointed observation, it stated:

"…this prima facie leads to the irresistible conclusion that the police personnel are either having a script in front of them and they are adopting it with a few minor changes here and there or else something is seriously wrong with the police personnel wherein such FIRs are being lodged left and right which appear to be borrowing the words from movie scripts. We need not say anything more at this stage."

The court issued firm directives: The SSP, Hardoi, must submit a personal affidavit detailing the irregularities within three weeks. Failure invites personal appearance with records. Interim relief was granted to Aleem—no arrests or coercive steps until the next listing. This hands-on approach signals judicial intolerance for rote, unsubstantiated policing.

Echoes of a Previous Rebuke

This is not an isolated incident. The order references a recent Allahabad HC ruling where another UP Police FIR was equated to a "movie script," featuring dialogues like "Tum Log Police Se Ghir Chuke Ho" (You are surrounded by police). That case exposed " patent abuse of law ," with similar exaggerations. The pattern suggests a standardized template circulating among UP police stations, particularly in cow slaughter probes—a politically charged domain amid vigilante actions and strict state laws.

Legal Analysis: Prima Facie No Case?

On merits, the court dissected the charges. Sections 3/5/8 of the UP Prevention of Cow Slaughter Act target actual slaughter, transport for slaughter, or possession post-slaughter. Here, interception occurred pre-slaughter , with no evidence of completed acts. Arms Act claims falter without verified firing incidents, and BNS offenses (e.g., attempt, assault on police) require credible proof beyond dramatic prose.

Under Section 482 CrPC (now BNSS equivalent) , courts can quash FIRs if they disclose no cognizable offense or abuse process. The movie-like narrative undermines veracity, inviting scrutiny via inherent powers . Defense counsel may now leverage this for early discharge motions, emphasizing improbability tests (e.g., State of Haryana v. Bhajan Lal precedents).

Procedurally, absence of recovery memos invokes Tukaram v. State of Maharashtra —confessions sans corroboration are suspect. Handing evidence to civilians breaches CrPC Section 457 (custody of property) and invites Article 21 violations if leading to wrongful implication.

Broader Implications for Law Enforcement and Legal Practice

This order reverberates beyond Hardoi. UP's aggressive cow protection drive, bolstered by 2017 amendments banning even bull/buffalo slaughter, has led to thousands of FIRs annually. Yet, HC interventions reveal quality over quantity issues: scripted FIRs inflate stats but crumble in court, burdening dockets.

For legal practitioners:

- Criminal Defense: New ammunition for s.482 petitions—flag "filmi" language as badge of fabrication.

- Police Training: Imperative for neutral, factual reporting; digital FIR standardization could help, but templates must evolve.

- Judicial Trends: Allahabad HC 's pattern of summoning SPs elevates accountability, akin to PIL-driven reforms.

- Policy Angle: Amid cow vigilantism deaths, courts push balanced enforcement, protecting innocents from overreach.

Nationally, it echoes Supreme Court warnings in Arnesh Kumar v. State of Bihar against mechanical FIRs in sensitive cases. Data from NCRB shows UP topping cow slaughter arrests; sustained scrutiny could trim frivolous cases by 20-30%, per anecdotal lawyer feedback.

Conclusion

The Allahabad High Court's order is a clarion call against theatrics in policing. By mandating SP accountability and staying coercion, it safeguards due process while exposing rot in FIR drafting. As UP Police responds, legal eyes will watch if this spurs reform or more "scripts." For now, it arms advocates with a potent precedent: When FIRs mimic movies, courts rewrite the ending.